When I stepped out onto the back patio, I wasn't expecting to be smacked in the face by a bird.
Life is full of surprises. The bird probably didn't expect his flight path would be interrupted by a big fat stupid human head.
I can't help but feel a little bit sorry for the bird, even though it broke the skin on my forehead with its pointy little beak. Stupid little sparrow. Tiny thing, about the size of a ping-pong-ball.
Not much bigger than a walnut, really. About the same size as the lump left on my head.
Nonsensical rambling occasionally interrupted by lucid thoughts & important observations.
Or, whatever I decide to put here. Without discluding the above description.
Geek Note:
An intervention is in order.
Please stop using Microsoft Internet Explorer.
I realize that change is difficult, but there are alternatives to your destructive lifestyle. For those of you using any version of MS-Windows, please consider downloading a modern web-browser like Mozilla Firefox, or Google Chrome (or Chromium). It's free, and there's really no legitimate excuse for using MSIE.
Although I do make some minor attempts to ensure this page will display properly under IE, I also can't help but thinking that anyone using a 1999 web-browser deserves to be served a 1999 web-experience and has no valid platform to complain upon.
And if you're still using Mosaic, then piss off. You might be all kinds of awesome for even remembering Mosaic, but you don't belong on today's internet. Fire up your Magellan search engine and go discover some straits or something.
Although I do make some minor attempts to ensure this page will display properly under IE, I also can't help but thinking that anyone using a 1999 web-browser deserves to be served a 1999 web-experience and has no valid platform to complain upon.
And if you're still using Mosaic, then piss off. You might be all kinds of awesome for even remembering Mosaic, but you don't belong on today's internet. Fire up your Magellan search engine and go discover some straits or something.
Friday, December 28, 20129:54 AM
Stupid little feathered flying reptiles
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