You're looking for information about Me? Hrmmmph...
That seems a bit nosey, don't you think?
I guess it's my own damn fault. I'm the one who put this page here.
I probably should have expected that someone might eventually come along have nothing better to do than read it.
All right, then. Have it your way. Here you are:
I probably should have expected that someone might eventually come along have nothing better to do than read it.
All right, then. Have it your way. Here you are:
Information Systems / Network Technician / Administrator / Analyst with expert training and real-world experience in a wide variety of fast-paced highly dynamic environments, including:
- Installation, configuration, maintenance, operation, troubleshooting & repair of PC hardware and software in both a standalone and heterogeneous enterprise-level network environment.
- Administration, Management and Analysis of critical network infrastructure including client/server architecture, servers, routers, switches and firewalls.
- Information Systems / Network Security, including setup, implementation, administration and monitoring of Snort intrusion detection systems.
- Database design, analysis, and administration.
- MS-Windows and Linux Operating Systems.
- Web design and development.
- Killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
- OK, that last one isn't entirely true.
- I had other reasons as well.
- Like, he smelled funny.
- Killing him didn't really fix it, though.
- He still smelled bad. Worse, maybe.
- You're not still reading this are you?
- Why are you still reading this?
- Seriously. Stop it. You're creeping me out.
But that's not what I came here to talk about. I didn't come here to establish my professional training, qualifications, experience, credentials, or bona-fides. And I doubt that's what you came here to read about, either. This isn't a résumé or a CV, it's a blog.
It's just an online place where I express whatever I feel like writing about.
If you look around it you can find pictures I've taken, opinions that you may or may not agree with, random thoughts, and any other manner of assorted crap that happened to cross my mind and I decided to post for no good reason at all.
Some of it may be of interest to other people, and much of it won't be. You might like parts of it, and there will be parts you don't.
You might be convinced that it's all just disjointed ramblings from an unbalanced, unhinged and sleep-deprived mind. And you might be right. Well, probably not about the unhinged and unbalanced part, but definitely the part about sleep-deprivation, and the disjointed rambling part is a strong possibility as well.
The things I post might lead you to question my sanity. Go ahead, I sometimes do. Until it occurs to me that I'm exactly the wrong person to make that determination. Quite the conundrum.
Different strokes, and all that stuff. Because it's true what they say; All work and no play really does make J go stark raving batshit.
Unless you actually wanted to read my résumé. If that's what you're doing here and you're interested in hiring me, then please disregard all that other stuff I said.
It's just an online place where I express whatever I feel like writing about.
If you look around it you can find pictures I've taken, opinions that you may or may not agree with, random thoughts, and any other manner of assorted crap that happened to cross my mind and I decided to post for no good reason at all.
Some of it may be of interest to other people, and much of it won't be. You might like parts of it, and there will be parts you don't.
You might be convinced that it's all just disjointed ramblings from an unbalanced, unhinged and sleep-deprived mind. And you might be right. Well, probably not about the unhinged and unbalanced part, but definitely the part about sleep-deprivation, and the disjointed rambling part is a strong possibility as well.
The things I post might lead you to question my sanity. Go ahead, I sometimes do. Until it occurs to me that I'm exactly the wrong person to make that determination. Quite the conundrum.
Different strokes, and all that stuff. Because it's true what they say; All work and no play really does make J go stark raving batshit.
Unless you actually wanted to read my résumé. If that's what you're doing here and you're interested in hiring me, then please disregard all that other stuff I said.
- Namaste.
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